Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em

The US Marijuana Party doesn't sound like it would be the most motivated political organization ever to grace the bully pulpit (but we have little doubt they have preternatural HVAC skills). Loretta Nall is using this site to promote her run for governor of Alabama, where she was arrested, presumably, for writing a pro-weed letter to the editor of the Birmingham News. We support her candidacy, but will only endorse her under two conditions: 1.) if she's able to get Kinky Freidman advisor Willy Nelson on board, and 2.) if her campaign slogan is "Bet You Can't Make a Bong Out of a Voting Machine!"